Perfect roommates are perfect.

11:06 pm  •  23 January 2012  •  2 notes

• When people ask me what my hobbies are

Wtf is a hobby
Like where I go and I do things?
Why would I GO somewhere?
I can’t just GO places and DO things
I have worshipping to do
And Licklider said LET THERE BE INTERNET
And (eventually) there was Internet
And it was good.

10:06 pm  •  23 January 2012  •  1 note

Just watched this and I am thoroughly depressed.

Also, Rob Benedict is a perfect person.

1:41 am  •  23 January 2012  •  1 note

I laughed til I cried.

7:44 pm  •  22 January 2012  •  1 note

I dreamt that my friends and I went to this amazing beautiful perfect theme park called Glitter Boy. Even the name is perfect. Everything at Glitter Boy was glittery and sparkly and perfect and there was candy EVERYWHERE! And there were people who made candy sculptures of your face and someone made one of my roommates head because she is perfect. I guess it looked extraordinarily like her because people kept trying to take a picture of her with it. And then this stupid ghetto lady and her ghetto kids kept trying to steal it from her and eat it. Stupid children.
Then I woke up (in my dream) and told my friends about Glitter Boy and all it’s wonderfulness. And while I was describing it, they were like, oh so it looked like this? And I turn around and we are at our own theme park, and I’m like oh yes of course! Apparently our theme park was pretty popular for its roller coaster fight club. So popular, in fact, that Zach Galifianakis was a member. So Zach was on his way to the top, and when he got there, the old man he was paired with stopped the ride and was like, let’s fight outside of the car instead. So Zach climbs out, but then the old man JUMPS OFF the top of the roller coaster! But of course he didn’t die so it was cool. Welcome to my brain.

1:18 pm  •  22 January 2012

Aaand my night is made

10:32 pm  •  20 January 2012

I think he’s ready for Cas to come back nao

9:31 pm  •  19 January 2012

If I were to guess, I’d guess about 96.4% of my life is complaining.
Mostly about school.

The other 3.6% is gangstuh rap. 

5:21 pm  •  18 January 2012  •  1 note

So we are planning a day where we are gonna pretend to be heartbroken, and eat a tub of ice cream and watch cry cry movies because it sounds really fun and amazing and we love ice creaam

THE MOVIE LIST

• The Notebook (duh)
• PS I Love You
• A Walk to Remember
• West Side Story
• Brokeback Mountain
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• The Time Traveler’s Wife
• Casablanca
• An Affair To Remember

Maria doesn’t wanna watch Romeo & Juliet or Titanic and I am not down for Benjamin Button. But if you have better ideas you should tell me :D

12:00 am  •  18 January 2012  •  1 note

ell-e asked: I miss your dick soo much!

It misses you too ;~;

1:40 am  •  17 January 2012