I dreamt that my friends and I went to this amazing beautiful perfect theme park called Glitter Boy. Even the name is perfect. Everything at Glitter Boy was glittery and sparkly and perfect and there was candy EVERYWHERE! And there were people who made candy sculptures of your face and someone made one of my roommates head because she is perfect. I guess it looked extraordinarily like her because people kept trying to take a picture of her with it. And then this stupid ghetto lady and her ghetto kids kept trying to steal it from her and eat it. Stupid children.
Then I woke up (in my dream) and told my friends about Glitter Boy and all it’s wonderfulness. And while I was describing it, they were like, oh so it looked like this? And I turn around and we are at our own theme park, and I’m like oh yes of course! Apparently our theme park was pretty popular for its roller coaster fight club. So popular, in fact, that Zach Galifianakis was a member. So Zach was on his way to the top, and when he got there, the old man he was paired with stopped the ride and was like, let’s fight outside of the car instead. So Zach climbs out, but then the old man JUMPS OFF the top of the roller coaster! But of course he didn’t die so it was cool. Welcome to my brain.

1:18 pm  •  22 January 2012

Last night I dreamed that Pam married Roy and was never with Jim. I was quite upset about this. And Roy made Pam quit her job at the office, so she decided to start her own coffee shop. And Jim came to visit her and it was really sad ;~; And Susan was in Pam’s coffee house and she gave me a stuffed animal that was a puppy and it was the cutest thing on the planet. And she just gave them out to a bunch of people. Later, I was reading this book, and I turned the page, and Susan hacked it so that it read that she wanted her puppies back, and continued to say that she had invented a device that would tell her exactly where her puppy was. When she activated it, the puppy said “This puppy is residing with STEVEN.” And I was like oh god, Susan is gonna kill Steven instead of me. And then I woke up.

2:13 am  •  1 August 2011

Last night I dreamt that my sister, my dad, and I went to a party for someone we supposedly knew as kids. It turned out these people were real versions of the Rugrats babies and we were at Chuckie’s house. But the only ones I actually saw were Tommy, Chuckie, and Lil. So anyway, we were at Chuckie’s house, and there was no piñata, so the party was obviously lame. My sister apparently thought Tommy was like smokin hot, so she was all up on that. Then we all got really bored so Tommy, Lil, my sister and I went to look for Chuckie. When we finally found him, he was in this like warehouse place that looked like a living room, and he turned out to be like really gorgeous, but he was a hipster, so I was like eew. So we were exploring this warehouse/living room, and we went down this hallway that had a bunch of doors to different factories. One was Wonka, and the other ones were other candy places or something. So Chuckie decides he wants to be rebellious and go in the Wonka door. So he opened the door and there was this metal staircase, and I was going to follow him, but then I heard footsteps and didn’t wanna get caught, but Chuckie kept going. The rest of us were freaking out, and he finally comes out with a big yellow jug that has the Wonka logo on the side, and this big, bald guy is behind him and is like “That’s it, just candy for the girls. Don’t come back.” Apparently Chuckie had some dirt on the Wonka people so he got us free candy. And I was like YEAH but Chuckie was like NAH and he went back for more candy. And I can’t remember anything after that.

5:33 pm  •  27 May 2011

Last night I dreamt that Saoirse Ronan was at my school and she was trying to get me to join the underwater polo team. Not water polo, underwater polo, like the game with the horses. She demonstrated how we were supposed to play by swimming through this tube. I joined the team because I guess I felt bad for her. Then one day I ditched practice, so when I went back for practice the next day she was really sad and was like I missed youuuuu. And then I realized (in my dream) that she was a lesbian and she was in love with me. Then she tried to kiss me and I don’t remember what happened after that.

2:52 pm  •  25 May 2011

I had a dream that I was Tina Fey. And it was amazing. Then I went to Canada and met Joshishollywood and we played video games. And it was amazing.

3:54 pm  •  22 May 2011

I keep having these dreams where I meet Joshishollywood. And every time, I say I recognize him and try to start a conversation. He always ends up getting really pissed at me for recognizing him in the first place ._.

10:49 am  •  9 May 2011

If I dyed my hair blue I could totally be Sailor Mercury everyday ;~;

2:31 pm  •  23 April 2011